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popartinferno:

I still think it’s super weird when customers read my name off their receipts and then act like we’re bffs

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barpoetry:

FILM FRIDAY - I AM GROOT by Tyrone Lewis

Here’s a video from Tuesday’s Burn After Reading Presents… It’s explosive, pop-culture packed and hard hitting at the right moments.

Video and audio by Tyrone Lewis. Poem and performance by Tyrone Lewis.

 ‘Burn After Reading Presents’, Seven Dials Club, 42 Earlham Street, Covent Garden (http://www.sevendialsclub.com/contact/) NEXT EVENT: Tuesday 4th November.

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  • nannersammichToday a guy came in and ordered a venti nonfat mocha. This guy comes in probably once a week and I recognized his face but I have a lot of customers, so I didn't remember his name for the cup. He rolled his eyes and said it (this isn't his real name): "DAY. VID. Maybe eventually you'll remember it. " I covered up my name tag and said "okay, what's MY name?" He was silent for a second then said "uh...well now I feel like a jackass." That's right motherfucker, the world doesn't revolve around you.
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thornsandwillows:

If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

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